I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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