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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
MIDGETS
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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