so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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