Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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