She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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