I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Im part way to drunk.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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