But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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