considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
