I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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