he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize
