butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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