and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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