So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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