My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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