People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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