I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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