Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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