I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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