It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
