I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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