No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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