ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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