I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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