As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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