Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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