keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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