She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
party gras won. party gras always wins.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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