Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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