I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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