idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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