I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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