the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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