did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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