When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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