It's Friday. Sex?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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