i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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