Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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