We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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