yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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