Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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