Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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