so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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