He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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