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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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