So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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