I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
