Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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