Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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