dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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