About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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