I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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