what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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