All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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