Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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