I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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